My best friend growing up used to ask people in restaurants, 'Are you Christmas or Hanukkah?' Those were the only options we knew about in our town. Nowadays, I'm a fan of the generic holiday card. Plenty festive, and there's no need to worry about sending Hanukkah cards to people who are Christmas and vice versa.

Some of these pass the holiday neutral test - for example, my personal favorite, the snowman holding up a sign that says 'I love snow.' Think about that for a minute. Snowmen better love snow, right? Otherwise, they have a terrible self-esteem problem. It's like a time-release joke.

This was actually one of the first things I ever did on the computer, way back in the day. My friend and I made greeting cards on her old Mac - the one that was the size of ENIAC and used a dot matrix printer. We felt very cool.